WE ARE FUCKING CURSED

There’s a long and weird list of strange circumstances that lead to this happening on Monday. The cosmos is against us. We should hopefully be fine to play the gig at the end of August with Closet Organ (Friday the 30th / please fucking come). No one has died yet.

My body the hand grenade

Sadly, due to the one who uses the microphone squirting horrible stuff from both ends, we shall not be playing Bloc tomorrow. This is totally shit. Sorry to both Bloc and Death Bed for doing this last minute. We have become all we hate.

THE WORLD TOUR OF GLASGOW CONTINUES

We will be playing Slippery Nights in Bar Bloc on the 2nd of May with Death Bed. This gig is free to anyone with exceptionally sad looking monolids.

BROTHERS INDEED

Colin left to explore distant lands, experience new cultures and cure the common man of all his societal ills. Godspeed, brother. Derek has no such ambitions and will be playing bass from now on. Here he is last week at the Hug and Pint, simultaneously playing bass and slowing down time. Cheers to Allan for the video.

THIS WAS BROKEN

Tumblr shat the bed. Not only did it class the old posts as NSFW (meaning that most people just saw a blank page), it also locked us out from editing any posts. http://exwives.tumblr.com is dead. What a prick.