SUMMER OR WINTER

Post-Brexit, post-Christmas bloat with all the trimmings. Seven pounds. That’s exactly how much you’ll be able to buy a house for in a few years. Bargain of a price to see us. B A R G A I N.

FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF BREXIT – S. HOWIE

Thank God It’s Them Instead Of You

A Merry Christmas to us all; God bless us, every one!

PIZZA EXPRESSWAY TO YR SKULL

Two gigs in the space of a week is like a world tour for us. Feel like Bon Jovi.

WHAT CHANNEL?

We know, we know. Eight quid is a bit steep to have to pay to see us lot. But, every single penny raised will go towards buying Goldie a new veranda for the caravan. Go on. Paint your hand gold for our one true queen.

I SHAGGED A KEYRING ONCE

Next gig is at The Hug and Pint on the 21st of November. That’s right, yer uncle’s favourite dubstep trio are playing on Goldie Hawn’s birthday. Free entry to anyone with a golden haun, plated or painted.


And many thanks to Lee (radiomoths.com) for taking pictures of our likenesses.