DATE W/IKEA

Stay indoors, wash your hands, and don’t be one of those bellends.

LISTEN TO ME PLAY BASS

On Wednesday night, we played the last ever live music in the Scotland. We were humbled to be the ones asked to close music down, but also need to thank Eat The Friek, Mod, Aiden and Duncan for helping, too.

Here’s a photograph of the moment when Davie suddenly stopped drumming after having a premonition of his own death.

SUMMER OR WINTER

Post-Brexit, post-Christmas bloat with all the trimmings. Seven pounds. That’s exactly how much you’ll be able to buy a house for in a few years. Bargain of a price to see us. B A R G A I N.

FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF BREXIT – S. HOWIE

Thank God It’s Them Instead Of You

A Merry Christmas to us all.

PIZZA EXPRESSWAY TO YR SKULL

Two gigs in the space of a week is like a world tour for us. Feel like Bon Jovi.